How to Get Fat
by Dr. Feeder
This article is not for people who are 'too skinny' and want to reach a normal weight, or for people who want to put on muscle, or for people who want to gain weight for health reasons.
This article is for people who want to be fatter than they are now. People who want to be fatter than the insurance charts and diet mavens say you're supposed to be.
This is not the healthiest thing to do. You're doing it because you want to be fat so much that the risks are worth it. Consult a doctor, or at least check out the Life Expectancy Calculator to see what impact this weight may have on your health. (Note that you have to enter your height in inches, e.g. 65 instead of 5'6"). You may be able to do other things to compensate. Also, while these tips will help you gain weight, you should go back to more sensible eating habits when you're not gaining weight.
Of course, happiness contributes to health, so if getting fat makes you happy, there might be a compensatory effect. I have no hard data on this though.
If you try out these tips, I'd appreciate it if you tell me how things go. E-Mail me: DrFeeder@hotmail.com.
Tips from Layla
I met Layla (right) on Fantasy Feeder. There is some redundancy between her tips and mine but I like the way Layla puts things. And she obviously knows what she's talking about!